Stiff Cock Coffee Terms & Conditions

By accessing or using our website, you agree to be bound by the following Terms and Conditions. Please read them carefully before placing an order or using our services.

1. Use of Our Website

• • You must be at least 18 years old to use this website and make purchases.
• • You agree to provide accurate and complete information when placing orders.
• • We reserve the right to refuse service, terminate accounts, or cancel orders at our discretion.

2. Products and Pricing

• • All prices are listed in USD and may change without notice.
• • We strive for accuracy but errors in pricing or descriptions may occur.
• • Coffee is a perishable product and roasted fresh to order.

3. Orders and Payment

• • By placing an order, you authorize us to charge your payment method.
• • We accept major credit cards and other methods at checkout.
• • Shipping times are estimates and not guaranteed.
• • We are not responsible for delays due to carriers or incorrect addresses.

4. Shipping and Delivery

• • Shipping costs are calculated at checkout and are non-refundable.
• • Risk of loss transfers once shipped.
• • Report damaged or missing items within 48 hours of delivery.

5. Refund and Return Policy

Refunds are only issued for:

• • Coffee that arrives moldy
• • Coffee that is clearly unfresh or degraded

We do not offer refunds for:

• • Change of mind or taste preference
• • Allergies or dietary concerns
• • Opened or improperly stored products
• • Sale or subscription orders

To request a refund, contact support@stiffcockcoffee.com within 7 days.

6. Subscriptions

• • Subscriptions can be modified or canceled anytime.
• • Cancel before billing cycle to avoid charges.
• • All shipments follow the same refund policy.

7. Limitation of Liability

• • We are not liable for indirect or consequential damages.
• • Liability is limited to the amount paid for the order.
• • We are not responsible for health or allergic reactions.

8. Intellectual Property

All content including branding, images, and text is owned by Stiff Cock Coffee and may not be used without permission.

9. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the United States. Any disputes will be handled in the appropriate courts.

10. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms at any time. Continued use of the website means you accept the updated Terms.

11. Contact Us

Email: support@stiffcockcoffee.com

Thank you for choosing Stiff Cock Coffee. Now go get stiff and conquer your day.